Thursday, July 31, 2008

Ed McMahon ran up some debts. Hadn't worked in a while, made some bad investments, was in danger of losing his home. So, he goes to visit a billionaire friend and accidentally slips and falls, hurting his neck. He decides to sue the guy.

Then he goes to the hospital to get his neck fixed. Here the doctors do something wrong, so he decides to sue them too.

I don't know about you, but if I see him heading toward my place with a giant check, I'm telling him to get the hell off my lawn.

There's an article in today's New York Times about how science is striving to build the perfect athlete.

I say slap a better cap on this dude and we're pretty much done.

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