You might not know this, but there are tools that let me see how you found my page. Some of you found their way through Gawker, others from blog links or email from friends, but a healthy share were pointed here by Google. I was a bit startled to discover that maybe a fifth of my readers got here by Googling one of these phrases:
spanking the monkey
suck my toes
big feet big meat
rachael ray fan
bathroom spanking
ass come gay eat shrimping
i want my boyfriend to cross his legs
have sex with rich gay men
studded leather jockstrap
throbbing crotch
Honestly, this list gives me the creeps. Imagine, working for hours and hours on my writing, editing and polishing it until it sparkles like a diamond, and then discovering it's being read by Rachael Ray fans.
Why I Should Not Multitask
-
The other day, I was minding my business. Solstice was approaching, and I
wanted to make a meme to celebrate. I typed “Happy Solstice.” A picture was
chose...
20 hours ago
2 comments:
Mmmm. Throbing crotch.
Heh. Good closing line.
I have a page on my blog that I update every so often with unique search terms that bring people to my site.
Mother son sex is scarily frequent. No, I don't know why that brings them to me.
Post a Comment