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1. A Good Appetite: So Many Tomatoes to Stuff in a Week
Why I Should Not Multitask
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The other day, I was minding my business. Solstice was approaching, and I
wanted to make a meme to celebrate. I typed “Happy Solstice.” A picture was
chose...
15 hours ago
2 comments:
You mistake their meaning! "Tomatoes" is classic New York noir-speak for "women," as in "hey, pipe that classy tomato over there at the bar!"
So, be of good cheer, the pundits aren't cooking, they're just engaging in lechery as usual.
I'm completely mystified. Why would you search blogs for a hot tomato? These young people today, I can't keep up. And who keeps honking down there?
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