You say you found this at a thrift shop. Well, I have great news: you've almost gotten rid of that poor-people smell.
You mentioned that your husband got mad at you for buying this. Well, it's good to know there's somebody at your house who can change the lightbulbs and close the fridge.
Your mother said it's valuable? Well, my mother said my nose would shrink to fit my face.
I've never seen anything like this in my entire life, and I let the UPS man use my bathroom.
You think it's Tiffany. Well, I think Chuck Norris is attractive, and I'd have an easier time finding an expert who agrees with me.
If this were in my store, I'd put something attractive in front of it.
At a well-publicized auction, I think people would say, "Why is this at a well-publicized auction?"
If two bidders really liked this, it could go for a lot of money. And if Liz Taylor came back from the dead and thought this was a giant Twinkie, it could go for even more.
If I were you, I would insure this for $10,000. And then I'd burn down my house.
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