Monday, September 3, 2012

Last night I woke up in the middle of the night and had to go to the bathroom. Out of the corner of my eye I caught my reflection in the mirror, and I noticed I had feathers almost totally covering me.

I was like seriously freaking out until I realized they came from my pillow. I'd used it to smother an owl.

1 comment:

Yet Another Steve said...

Eat yer heart out, Franz Kafka.