Tuesday, September 25, 2012

I love Southern food. I bought some green tomatoes so I could fry them but they turned red and I had to throw them out.


Q: Why did Mitt Romney put on his magic underwear?

A: He was afraid Obama was going to beat him in the polls.


Really, "Popeye"? Isn't "Enormousforearms" a better fit?

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