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2 comments:
Oh that Chef should fall so low! It's a pretty rinky-dink program, too -- so carefully attuned to mid-Amurrican sensibilities that many words don't register, among them, for some reason, 'ear.'
Maybe that's too much of an orifice for the delicate public.
Yup, he doesn't have the largest vocabulary, but here are some more things he'll croon:
Take a shower.
Change your clothes.
Be quiet. Up yours. Watch your mouth.
What is wrong with your feet?
Not exactly seductive, but it's the stuff I usually hear on a date.
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