Germans Fly Naked

FRANKFURT -- German nudists will be able to start their vacations early by stripping off on the plane if they take up a new offer from an eastern German travel firm.

Travel agency OssiUrlaub.de said it would start taking bookings for a nudist day trip from the eastern German town of Erfurt to the popular Baltic Sea resort of Usedom, planned for July 5 and costing 499 euros ($735).

The passengers have to remain clothed until they board, and get dressed before disembarking.

I took one of these flights once, and it was really kind of gross. When the flight attendant told everybody to put their trays in an upright position, none of the guys had to use their hands.

Passengers are free to move about the cabin as soon as the captain turns on the "Woo Baby!" light.

A flight attendant came by and asked if I preferred the chicken or the fish, and I thought he meant the in-flight meal.

Germans Fly Naked