Fun in the Fifty States

I don't know what's scarier about this story. One, that a pack of hairless grey/blue creatures with vampire fangs was roaming around Texas sucking the blood out of helpless chickens. Or two, that an old woman with a penchant for hunting found the body of one of these things, took it home and cut it up -- apparently tossing the body in the freezer while toting the head around to show her friends.

Okay -- I know which is scarier.

Jesus, and I'm embarrassed to have Lean Cuisine in mine.

Texas woman shows off her entry for the annual Ugliest Dog Head competition.