Yup, those are definitely the symptoms for being either a terrorist assassin or an adult.
The Great Speckled Bird
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This content was published January 10, 2024. … One day in the eighth grade,
I had a sore spot in my eye. They called it a stye. One afternoon, I got
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Ha! The part about the mother I heard in my head as read by a stereotype of a Jewish mother.
Exactly. I can picture two old ladies talking on the subway: "He shoots people, and he never sees his mother."
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