LAWYER: I'm trying to find the best jury possible to try my father, who's been wrongly accused of a crime, so I'd like to know a little bit about you. Do you have any bumper stickers on your car?
POTENTIAL JUROR #1: "Wife and Dog Missing. Reward for Dog."
POTENTIAL JUROR #2: "Gun Control Means Using Both Hands."
POTENTIAL JUROR #3: "I'm Still Missing My Ex-Wife, But My Aim's Getting Better."
LAWYER: Thank you. You are all excused.
Scene From Real Life:
LAWYER: I'm trying to find the best jury possible to try my father, who's been wrongly accused of a crime, so I'd like to know a little bit about you. Do you have any bumper stickers on your car?
POTENTIAL JURORS (in unison): Nope!
LAWYER: Oh. Okay.
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