Wednesday, January 1, 2014

Conversations With Drunks #1

Waiting in line for a bar's bathroom, I see an excited drunk at a nearby ATM.

DRUNK GUY: YES! Finally got me some cash.

ME: That's what it's there for.

DRUNK GUY: Gotta love them ATM machines.

ME: I think it's just "ATM." The M means "machine."

DRUNK GUY: Welcome to America!

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