"IS there any pain quite as sweet as the one caused by a steaming drip of cheese oozing from between slices of just-grilled bread and onto your lower lip?"
Thus answering the question, what do masochists do when they get tired of being spanked?
The New York Times Is Unashamed of Its Feelings About Grilled Cheese Sandwiches
Thursday, October 4, 2007
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How do you even find these articles?? I LOVE this line: “It may very well be the ultimate comfort food, and one thing Los Angeles is about is insecurity. If you have to live here for your job, your entire career is predicated on insecurity, because you’re either going to be replaced, fired or exposed as a fraud. What better way to get comfort than grilled cheese?”
It's so deep and emo! and here I thought people just liked anything that combined cheese and had swam in oil a some point...
Or if you want a little more hard-core pain, try making a pizza burger (where sauce and cheese are sealed between two thin patties before cooking) and then, when it's cooked, take a BIG bite before you recall that the boiling sauce and cheese inside haven't even begun to cool. My friend Susan did this and got a nasty burn from her lower lip to her chin for her troubles. And then, when she went to work the next day, chin all crusted and slathered with aloe, did she get sympathy? She did not! Mean co-workers took one look at her and said "Oh, Susan, you're supposed to take the cookies OFF the baking sheet before you eat them."
This is why I can barely get through an issue of the New York Times. It's so bizarre the crap they print. I get the idea all their writers are connected somehow -- all nicknamed Biff or Muffy and in-laws or frat brothers of the publisher. How else do you explain headshaking stories like that grilled cheese S&M?
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