I don't know. I can't quite put my finger on it, but there's something about this email I got that's kind of creepy.

PRESS RELEASE

What's the secret to great coffee? According to master designer Michael Graves, it's all in the coffee pot. And now you can buy the one that's taking Europe by storm.

His new stainless-steel kettle, available exclusively at J. C. Penney, cuts quite the commanding picture on your stovetop. Now you too can make great-tasting coffee or tea without pots or panzer.

Light and easy to carry, you'll find this cordless kettle indispensable whether on u boat or at mein kampfsite. The high-pitched hiss means your water is boiling hot so you won't have to race mixing in milk or sugar. Before you know it, the fabulous aroma of freshly-brewed coffee or tea will be luftwaffing through your home. Drop by J. C. Penney today and see what the furor is all about.

                           -- Rachel Purity for J. C. Penney