Father Martin McVeigh of St. Mary's School in Ulster, Ireland was just beginning to lecture his congregants when disaster struck. He connected his USB drive to his PC, but instead of firing up the appropriate PowerPoint presentation, it kicked off a loop of hardcore gay porn.
As the crowd gasped, Father McVeigh unplugged the USB drive and walked out. The parishioners were understandably shocked, since they'd assembled to hear his lecture on First Communion.
Folks, maybe this'll help you out: when the priest puts the wafer on your tongue, he doesn't yell, "This is gonna be a tight fit!"
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Now I feel really deprived -- nothing that exciting ever happened when I was in school. The film strips ("videos" of the Dark Ages) were always just what they purported to be -- the Invention of the Telephone, Abraham Lincoln, etc. Maybe I should have gone to a Catholic school.
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