Monday, April 2, 2012

Best Dialog Ever: Downtown Abbey Season 2

MATTHEW CRAWLEY (in wheelchair): I know the doctor told me I'd be paralyzed forever, since my spinal cord was completely severed, but I've been feeling weird tingles in my legs. What do you think, Carstairs?

CARSTAIRS: Sir, I am but a chubby body in a tight suit. I'll go fetch the doctor.

MATTHEW CRAWLEY (standing): Holy God! Look -- I'm walking! I'll actually be able to walk down the aisle at my forthcoming nuptials!

DOCTOR: Wow. You know, I never told anybody, but when I first decided you were permanently paralyzed, every other doctor in the country said I was wrong. (SHRUGS) Whaddaya know?


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