MATTHEW CRAWLEY (in wheelchair): I know the doctor told me I'd be paralyzed forever, since my spinal cord was completely severed, but I've been feeling weird tingles in my legs. What do you think, Carstairs?
CARSTAIRS: Sir, I am but a chubby body in a tight suit. I'll go fetch the doctor.
MATTHEW CRAWLEY (standing): Holy God! Look -- I'm walking! I'll actually be able to walk down the aisle at my forthcoming nuptials!
DOCTOR: Wow. You know, I never told anybody, but when I first decided you were permanently paralyzed, every other doctor in the country said I was wrong. (SHRUGS) Whaddaya know?
The Burning Of Atlanta
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Around this time 160 years ago, Atlanta was on fire. General Sherman was
preparing for his March to the sea, and wanted to destroy anything of value
in the...
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