A worker at a British nuclear power plant was doing his laundry when he noticed water on the floor, realized something was wrong, and rang the alarm. If he hadn't seen the water, the plant would have caught fire and turned the whole coastline radioactive.

When he heard about the miraculous rescue, the chief of Britain's Nuclear Regulatory Commission declared excitedly, "Take that, Homer Simpson!"





It's a sunny Sunday afternoon in Park Slope, a yuppie suburb of Brooklyn. A thirtyish man wearing a t-shirt and oversized cargo shorts is walking his Doberman when they spot a woman approaching with a Cockapoo. Instantly the Doberman leaps to the end of its leash and barks ferociously, baring forty or fifty sharp white teeth.

"Silas," the Doberman's owner says, "I don't know what you think you're doing, but it's not cool."



Dog owners who believe their pets have a "guilty look" are imagining things, according to a new study. Researchers told dog owners that their pets had eaten a forbidden treat, then asked the owners to describe the dogs' facial expressions. Almost every one said the dogs looked guilty.

In the end the researchers learned two things: one, dogs don't really show emotion on their faces, and two, they will absolutely piss on a fink.





Meanwhile, did you know there's a part of your face called the nasal labia? Yeah. Isn't that crazy? Whoever named it really must have had something wrong with them. I'm seeing a doctor today about having mine removed, because it keeps getting whacked by my nasal scrotum.