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They all figure that your not wanting junk mail and spam was just a moment of pique, and that if they wait long enough, oh say two weeks, surely you'll change your mind and really want them to send you stuff. And sell your address to anyone who'll pay a quarter-cent for it. Who wouldn't?
The least asked questions in the history of the universe: Whatever happened to Tom Arnold? Where can I buy a cassette player? and How do I get Birchbox to email me?
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