Yes, this weekend the cultural mecca that is New York City offers a dance about "the denial of the anus in dance."

O-kay. You know, maybe I'm weird: I kind of like it that way. I've been to a few dance events and not once have I said, "Gosh, I sure wish there was more anus in this."

Meanwhile, the exterior of the human body is a lonely world? I don't exactly have a Shriner's convention in my butt.