At first I thought, "Whoa, what an idiot!", but then I realized that's what he'd say if he saw me trying to cross a pool.
The Great Speckled Bird
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This content was published January 10, 2024. … One day in the eighth grade,
I had a sore spot in my eye. They called it a stye. One afternoon, I got
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He'd only think you were an idiot trying to cross the pool if you were essaying it in those giant styrofoam shoe-things. If you were just tiptoeing across the water he'd never even notice.
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