Monday, July 2, 2012

Highlights From Jezebel's 36 Terrible Sex Tips For Men

PREDICTED RESPONSE: "You know I don't have a clitoris in my mouth, right?"

PREDICTED RESPONSE: "Oh, baby, your sperm is driving me wild with its unparalleled uniformity."

This is called the Jackie Uh-Oh.

If that mood is "Gosh, I sure miss Mom."

PREDICTED RESPONSE: "Baby, why don't we put that thing away and play with Squeaky for a change?"

She have cold hands? Kitchen's thataway.

PREDICTED RESPONSE: "You bastard. You've been fucking Stan again, haven't you?"

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