Wednesday, July 5, 2017

I like rock and roll music. My favorite song is Bad Reputation by Joan Jett. My other favorite song is I Want Candy by Bow Wow Wow. My other favorite song is Cherry Bomb by the Runaways. I especially like the part where she sings, "Hello, daddy. Hello, mom. I'm your ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb!"

Perhaps you can tell I like songs about young girls. I write songs too and I have written a classic song that is just like these. If you are a singer and want to put this song on a record you can email me.

I am out of control and I drive my parents crazy.
I won't do my chores and they say that I am lazy.
I date rough old men because they make me feel girly:
I am a 12 year old girl who's gone thru puberty prematurely.

Rebellious boys out there need to give me a call
We can go to Six Flags and really have a ball.
I have an hourglass shape and long blonde hair:
Doctors say pesticides caused this but I don't care.

I climb out my bedroom window and hitchhike into town
not wearing anything except my nightgown.
When the sun comes up then I finally go home.
I am having so much fun with a documented syndrome.

If you have a snake you can clean out my plumbing.
From the noise I make you will know when I am coming.
Or if you have a worm maybe we can go fishing.
I am far too busy to write to a regulatory commission.

So give me a call, any Toms, Dicks or Harrys
if you're hot for a girl whose mom picked strawberries.
We can climb up a tree and start acting really squirrelly,
because I am a 12 year old girl who's gone thru puberty prematurely.


1 comment:

Yet Another Steve said...

I don't see how this could fail to be a hit. Well yes, come to think of it, I suppose Justin Bieber could sing it. Still.

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