Thursday, May 4, 2017

8 Reasons People Keep Clicking On Articles Like "11 Foods That Fight Cancer -- Number 2 Will SHOCK You!" Number 7 Will SHOCK You!

1. I don't know. Maybe they think GoGurt will replace kale this time around?

2. They actually want to go for a jog but they're too fat to get off the couch.

3. They know that one day the world is going to recognize RHUBARB!

4. They just finished eating thirteen cans of baked beans and they've got their fingers crossed.

5. Actual hospital studies aren't shit compared to Buzzfeed's medical breakthroughs.

6. It's the only link they haven't clicked other than, "This Father And Daughter Took The Same Photo Every Year. DON'T CRY WHEN YOU SEE THE LAST ONE!"

7. They thought it said, "11 Foods That Fight Canaries."

8. They are the last living souls on earth not saying to themselves, "Oh, Holy God -- would you please SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT BROCCOLI?"

1 comment:

Yet Another Steve said...

Every single one of those shocked me. So I read the list again and was shocked all over again. I don't care about foods that fight cancer but the shock value is priceless.

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