POLICEMAN: What the fuck are you doing in this part of town?
ICE CUBE: Nothing. I'm just heading hone.
POLICEMAN: Get your ass on the ground. Now!
ICE CUBE: Officer, can you explain exactly what I did wrong?
POLICEMAN: I don't have to explain shit.
Typical Scene From Last Twelve Hours Of Straight Outta Compton
ICE CUBE: Ha! And then somebody thinks dog poop is mud, and a Mexican pukes on a drug lord, and a pit bull eats a pot brownie and goes, "Oh shit! Now I'm hungry for Snausages!"
ANONYMOUS GIRLFRIEND: Baby, what are you doing that's so funny?
ICE CUBE: I'm writing a movie called Friday.