This is a gingerbread dog. Look, you can snap off a piece and -- oh shut up, Mrs. Wiggins.
This little pooch is dressed as the wad of hair you always find at the bottom of your Belgian fries.
This is that guy at the Guggenheim who always stares at your ass instead of the paintings.
Nice try but that fence was like 5,000 volts tops. The little "dinosaurs" eventually broke out and ran around aimlessly so it was pretty much like Jurassic Park 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 and 8.
Surprisingly cute, right? If this mutt had three bucks and a cardboard box it'd be married to Melania Trump right now.
This dog is dressed as Princess Leia. It could barely hold up its head and waddle at the same time so it was pretty much a dead ringer for the real thing.
They say you start to resemble your dog after living with it for a few years, but I've been wearing my collar since I met my second husband in Myrtle Beach.