When someone says: Happy new year!
You reply: Gawd, is it December 31 again? Well, happy new year, darling. I'd kiss you but that looks like a cold sore.
Scimitar
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SCIMITAR, n. A curved sword of exceeding keenness, in the conduct of which
certain Orientals attain a surprising proficiency, as the incident here
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