FAH: "Hey, it looks like a beautiful day. Let's go have some fun!"
ME: "Great idea. What do you want to do?"
FAH: "We could stop by the flea market at City Hall and then have Aperol Spritzes by the park."
ME: "Oh, that sounds perfect. Will I need a jacket?"
FAH: "You'll be fine. If it gets too chilly, I'll keep you warm."
ME: "Aren't you wonderful? Okay, let's go!"
Conversation with my real German husband.
RGH: "Get up. At your age you need to move around or you will die."
ME: "Great idea. What do you want to do?"
RGH: "First you will use the toilet, then I will use the toilet. Then we will go out. When we come back, I will use the toilet, and then you will use the toilet."
ME: "Oh, that sounds perfect. Will I need a jacket?"
RGH: "Yes. It is not cold but you need something to absorb all of your sweat."
ME: "Aren't you wonderful? Okay, let's go!"
(Naturally I'm crazy about him.)
