KFC will pay college girls $500 to walk around campus wearing sweatpants that bear the "Double Down" logo on the ass. "On select college campuses," the press release says, "female undergraduates will sport KFC Double Down branded sweatpants to encourage students to try the unique bun-less sandwich."

"Double Down"?

Considering how much fat is in their food, if they really have to put a poker term on women's sweatpants it should probably be "Split a Pair."