Saturday, August 13, 2016
I am such an asshole I purposely use words wrong so I can feel smarter when no one corrects me. Hopefully no one ever will.
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I am an asshole
Tuesday, August 2, 2016
The First Line Of My New Novel
Coach Braxton didn't just teach me how to play football: no, he taught me far more important lessons, like how to slap a stripper on the ass so you can get a quick feel without paying for a lap dance.
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The First Line of My New Novel
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