Anderson Cooper pulled no punches last night when he interviewed Andrew Shirvell, the Assistant District Attorney from Michigan who spends his time blogging about Chris Armstrong, the openly gay President of the University of Michigan's student body.

"The University’s first openly 'gay' student body president . . . is actively recruiting your sons and daughters to join the homosexual 'lifestyle," reads a typical post on Shirvell's website, Chris Armstrong Watch, where he also calls Armstrong "Satan's representative."

"Are you a bigot?" Cooper asked. "Aren't you a cyber-bully? . . . It appears, though, that you're obsessed with this young gay man."

"I sense anger in your voice," Shirvell replied.

No, not really. Actually, most of the world is wondering how you can stand there and defend yourself when you're obviously about three seconds away from being caught with Chris Armstrong's jockstrap in your mouth.