Thanks, New York Times!

Sexy Dancing With the Stars regular Derek Hough donned some shiny silver pants and shook his fanny at a popular Salt Lake City gay club — but then freaked out when a fan tried to take his picture!

“I’m a big fan of Derek’s, and I always thought or HOPED he was gay,” said club regular Ken Lee. But when Ken approached Derek for a photo, the dancer freaked out. “He couldn’t have been more rude or a bigger diva!" Ken said.

“Derek very well may not be gay,” he added. “But he sure was dressed pretty and threw an impressive hissy fit when I asked for a photo!”

Well-dressed and petty? He's two snaps away from a Pride Parade, girlfriend!

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From a New York Times interview with Mika Brzezinski:

I'm surprised that your co-host, Joe Scarborough, is not only here with you now but that he also accompanied you to the photo shoot. Here's the bottom line. And don't you jump out of your chair. He's a little bit like a gay stylist.

Joe's like a gay stylist? Seriously. Talk to his wife or any of her friends. He has got a real side to him that knows style and look and color and hair. He's amazing. Amazing.

Because straight stylists basically just want to work on your car.

Thanks, guy who wrote the motivational saying, "If you're not the lead dog, the view never changes." Now whenever I see a picturesque line of birds on the horizon, all I can think of is one of them saying to himself, "Christ -- another day, another pigeon's asshole."

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Time Out magazine interviews Ashley Jensen, star of Extras and Ugly Betty:



Yes, if Walt Whitman and Michelangelo were alive today, they'd be watching Ugly Betty and going, "Oooh, girlfriend is fierce!"

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TV GUIDE: I bet you had plenty of gyno chat on The L Word. Did you think twice about joining that lusty lesbian drama?

SARAH SHAHI (star of Life): No, I was broke.