Dear Gay Seniors,
I think you're terrific. If it weren't for you, gay people wouldn't have the rights we have today. Also, I think some of you are attractive in a Sean Connery or Tom Selleck kind of way.
However, if you're looking for a pickup line that works with the youth of today, go for something like, "Isn't it great they finally made a watchable Twilight movie?" rather than "Oh God, your skin is so firm and unlined."
Hope this helps,
RomanHans
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