I don't think I've ever seen anything like this. Okay, State Farm, I'll totally ignore all the horrible things that everybody's posting about you on the internet. I didn't even realize your reputation was that bad! If it's that important to you, I'll pretend that everybody criticizing you online is a liar, and I'll pretend that you've made the requisite technological leaps to nearly catch up to the 21st Century. Mission accomplished!
Cadavre Exquis
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When you are the featured poet at a reading, it is good manners to show up
on time. I was scheduled to feature at the Little 5 Poetry bash, but the
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Hahaha! Yes, State Farm, tell us all the bad things others are saying about you, and then defend yourself against them by making up stuff. Insurance Company Warning! If they're that clueless about their advertising, what do you suppose their insurance coverage is like?
No, really -- they aren't as bad as you've heard. Look -- they've got an app!
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