In the split-second before you activate those tiny muscles that commence bodily evacuation, ask yourself one small question:
Am I definitely sitting on a toilet?
Thanks,
The People Who Take Care Of You
The Cynic’s Word Book V – Z
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What follows are selections from The Devil’s Dictionary, by Ambrose
Gwinnett Bierce. TDD began as a newspaper column, and was later published
as The Cynic’...
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1 comment:
Those words would make a nice needlepoint sampler.
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