Exercise makes you live longer. That's why every cat on earth is dead.
How come bed sheets stained with an outline are holy when it's Jesus and disgusting when it's me?
How can a woodpecker move its head back and forth really fast for hours on end? I don't know, but I'm a guy so I don't have to.
In Thailand, are typhoons just called phoons?
Note to self: "Sleigh bells ring/are you listening?" doesn't sound very festive when you scream the second line.
Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll need ugly clothes forever.
I'm constantly striving to be more positive. Instead of complaining that my boyfriend bought me a kitten for Christmas rather than the iPhone I wanted, I'm looking on the bright side. Nobody likes throwing an empty bag into a lake.
Sixty Nine Years Thirteen Presidents
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This is a repost from 2021. … Every four years, someone will say this is
the worst choice ever. Every four years, someone will say this is the most
importa...
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