A little-person porn star who hit the big time as a Gordon Ramsay lookalike has been found dead in a badger's den.

Percy Foster, 35 -- the spitting image of the foul-mouthed TV chef -- had the world at his feet and producers beating a path to his door. When Ministry of Agriculture experts were investigating badger habitats in Wales yesterday, however, they found Percy's body six feet underground.

Sigh; this is so sad. On the plus side, they can never take away our memories of him getting a blowjob while screaming, "Oh, for fuck's sake!"