"Are you kidding me, Earth Day in the schools? We've got to save the Earth? I mean, that's like a tick trying to save a whole herd of cattle. I mean, ticks go along for the ride, they don't manage the cattle, they don't tell them where to go. And that's our arrogance in thinking that we can do something to save the planet and control where the planet goes." - David Barton, Mike Huckabee's favorite Biblical philosopher

Oh. Okay. Change "Save the earth" to "Stop destroying the earth." Got it now?

Fuckwad.