Charlie Sheen has told the producers of "Two and a Half Men" that filming can resume any time because he's "peeing clean."
"That's absolutely true," say eight gum-cracking hookers. "We barely need to shower any more."
Cadavre Exquis
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When you are the featured poet at a reading, it is good manners to show up
on time. I was scheduled to feature at the Little 5 Poetry bash, but the
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