I'd rather have a relationship with a sexy guy than a smart guy. With a sexy guy, your day may be dull, but you go to bed with a smile on your face. You think, "It took us a while to get here, but it sure was worth it!"

With a smart guy, though, the day ends with fake enthusiasm and pitiful coitus. Regardless how intellectual you are, you're not going to sigh happily to yourself and think, "Well, we sure had a great conversation about Kirkegaard!"