Joe Rogan Confronts Locker Room Stalker

Joe Rogan claims that whenever he changes clothes in the locker room of his gym, this baby-faced kid always scurries over so he can check out Joe's "hog." And rather than confront the guy and discuss the topic -- you know, like an adult -- Joe ambushes him on film.

And now that film has gone viral, to eternally shame the kid on YouTube.

C'mon, Joe -- doesn't the story sound a little familiar? A geeky little fan attaches himself to hunky athletes? Methinks thou dost protest too much, and that was before you stuck Astrud Gilberto on the soundtrack.