A New Jersey company says it has developed the first sex robot with a personality. The doll is available in five different models: "Mature Martha," ''Wild Wendy'," ''Frigid Farrah," "S&M Susan," and a "young, naive (barely 18)" girl who has not yet been named.

Unfortunately the company is reporting a high rate of returns. See, the instruction manual says you start by turning the doll on, and if guys knew how do that they wouldn't need the dolls in the first place.

S&M Susan's vocabulary isn't huge, but it's nevertheless effective. "I love being here with you," she told this reporter. "Too bad real women don't."