A woman is suing Wal-Mart after the store's pet nutria -- a dog-sized, rat-shaped creature -- appeared from behind a Coke rack and came running straight for her. Fearing for her safety, the woman tried to duck behind a shopping cart but it rolled over her foot and caused her to fall and injure herself.
Can you do that? Sue Wal-Mart for scaring the shit out of you? Well, put me down for four million. I accidentally wandered into their men's casual wear department once.
(Via Gawker)
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