He buys all his clothes on eBay. He owns an old wax model of diseased eyes. He was thrown off the Letterman show after aiming a karate kick at Dave's head. His first movie showed live snails being sliced with razors, and his second features the sexual fantasies of a wheelchair-bound man with cerebral palsy.
Mr. Glover is 43, and his girlfriend, Mara LaFontaine, is 21.
Because being crazy is one thing, but a celeb dating someone their own age? Well, that would just be nuts.
Crispin Glover Shows You Crazy.
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He also owns a castle, but buys shaving cream off of eBay. He clearly has his priorities straight.
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