So, yet another professional athlete was busted by a drug test. This time it's Detroit Pistons guard Lindsey Hunter, who tested positive for phentermine, a banned substance used for weight loss.
His excuse? The pill -- available only by prescription -- was something his wife uses, and at his house, he and his wife just randomly take each other's pills.
Just randomly. Take each other's pills.
His exact words: "If I've got a head cold, I might grab one of her pills. It was just a bonehead mistake on my part."
Yeah. Sure. I guess that explains why he was hospitalized for Midol poisoning last October. And why his wife has an erection that just won't go down.
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